May 2013
frosteethesnowman:
tumblr’s all fun and games and then you realize it’s four a.m. and you have three tests tomorrow and you’ve accomplished nothing and your whole life is a lie
kuroenigma:
echobo:
lasagna is just spaghetti flavored cake
bees:
in the trap
meladoodle:
monkeysgoingcrazy:
meladoodle:
let your baby drive the car when you’re drunk, the cop won’t give a baby a fine
the cop will just walk over to the other side of the car and hand you the ticket
not if you have another baby on the otherside too. cover all your bases man.
maleteen:
if anyone ever breaks your heart just remember they are only human and you can break their body
australiansanta:
show some class
solluxforpresident:
assiest:
sex-doesnt-alarm-me:
assiest:
i am 41 cheetos tall
Why did you think you needed to measure yourself in Cheetos?
we were out of doritos
sshame:
i hate how girls give guys all these expectations as a boyfriend like to buy the best valentine’s day gift or to always text back or to pay for every dinner i mean seriously if youre my boyfriend we can just makeout and eat chinese food i dont care
lameborghini:
ive been annoyed ever since i was born
h0llo:
I’m so funny why don’t I have a boyfriend and a hit reality show wtf
rneerkat:
i wish i had an accent
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there we go
watchtheskytonight:
geekchicbooks:
missbibliophile:
Isn’t it weird how you would say ‘on’ if you’re talking about a tv show and ‘in’ if it was a movie?
like “she was on Doctor Who”
“she was in The Avengers”
I never even thought about this before.
we are becoming aware
elsenliberator:
Pros to naming your future child “Yeehaw”:
You get to have a kid named fucking Yeehaw
Cons:
absolutely no drawbacks name your kid Yeehaw
